{"id":13447,"date":"2015-09-30T17:59:52","date_gmt":"2015-09-30T17:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447"},"modified":"2015-09-30T17:59:52","modified_gmt":"2015-09-30T17:59:52","slug":"too-drunk-to-drive-dont-do-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447","title":{"rendered":"Too drunk to drive? Don\u2019t do this."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you have a breathalyser in your car? Because apparently its possible to start your car even while intoxicated.<\/p>\n<p>Take the case of a situation that occurred with a Navy Enlisted Petty Officer. The accused apparently left a bar too drunk to get the car to start, since it was equipped with a breathalyser device. But did this stop the man? No, and why should it? He decided to capture a raccoon and force the poor animal to blow into the machine by squeezing its stomach. And guess what? It worked.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway this is one of the better drinking and driving stories I ever heard, probably because most drinking and driving stories end up with someone being arrested or hurt or worse.<\/p>\n<p>And it doesn\u2019t even matter that it\u00a0probably isn&#8217;t true. The image of a drunken sailor squeezing a raccoon to make his car start has a certain absurd level of genius to it.<\/p>\n<p>Go raccoons.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you have a breathalyser in your car? Because apparently its possible to start your car even while intoxicated. Take the case of a situation that occurred with a Navy Enlisted Petty Officer. The accused apparently left a bar too drunk to get the car to start, since it was equipped with a breathalyser device. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13448,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[78],"class_list":["post-13447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dui"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Too drunk to drive? Don\u2019t do this. - staging.nationalpardon.org<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"noindex, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Too drunk to drive? Don\u2019t do this. - staging.nationalpardon.org\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Do you have a breathalyser in your car? Because apparently its possible to start your car even while intoxicated. Take the case of a situation that occurred with a Navy Enlisted Petty Officer. The accused apparently left a bar too drunk to get the car to start, since it was equipped with a breathalyser device. [&hellip;]\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"staging.nationalpardon.org\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2015-09-30T17:59:52+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"National Pardon\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"National Pardon\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?p=13447#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?p=13447\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"National Pardon\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7d8875ab66fc730533e59e05d71b75ba\"},\"headline\":\"Too drunk to drive? Don\u2019t do this.\",\"datePublished\":\"2015-09-30T17:59:52+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?p=13447\"},\"wordCount\":168,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?p=13447#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"\",\"keywords\":[\"DUI\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-CA\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?p=13447#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?p=13447\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?p=13447\",\"name\":\"Too drunk to drive? Don\u2019t do this. - staging.nationalpardon.org\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?p=13447#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?p=13447#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"\",\"datePublished\":\"2015-09-30T17:59:52+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7d8875ab66fc730533e59e05d71b75ba\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?p=13447#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-CA\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?p=13447\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-CA\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?p=13447#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"\",\"contentUrl\":\"\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?p=13447#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Too drunk to drive? Don\u2019t do this.\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/\",\"name\":\"staging.nationalpardon.org\",\"description\":\"\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-CA\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7d8875ab66fc730533e59e05d71b75ba\",\"name\":\"National Pardon\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-CA\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/d55e3ad3ac775d0424d0fabd5ee073c9b71cd7bd352610bb4cc4ff574dc748fe?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/d55e3ad3ac775d0424d0fabd5ee073c9b71cd7bd352610bb4cc4ff574dc748fe?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/d55e3ad3ac775d0424d0fabd5ee073c9b71cd7bd352610bb4cc4ff574dc748fe?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"National Pardon\"},\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/staging.nationalpardon.org\\\/?author=2\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Too drunk to drive? Don\u2019t do this. - staging.nationalpardon.org","robots":{"index":"noindex","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Too drunk to drive? Don\u2019t do this. - staging.nationalpardon.org","og_description":"Do you have a breathalyser in your car? Because apparently its possible to start your car even while intoxicated. Take the case of a situation that occurred with a Navy Enlisted Petty Officer. The accused apparently left a bar too drunk to get the car to start, since it was equipped with a breathalyser device. [&hellip;]","og_url":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447","og_site_name":"staging.nationalpardon.org","article_published_time":"2015-09-30T17:59:52+00:00","author":"National Pardon","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"National Pardon","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447"},"author":{"name":"National Pardon","@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/#\/schema\/person\/7d8875ab66fc730533e59e05d71b75ba"},"headline":"Too drunk to drive? Don\u2019t do this.","datePublished":"2015-09-30T17:59:52+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447"},"wordCount":168,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"","keywords":["DUI"],"inLanguage":"en-CA","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447","url":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447","name":"Too drunk to drive? Don\u2019t do this. - staging.nationalpardon.org","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"","datePublished":"2015-09-30T17:59:52+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/#\/schema\/person\/7d8875ab66fc730533e59e05d71b75ba"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-CA","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-CA","@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447#primaryimage","url":"","contentUrl":""},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?p=13447#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Too drunk to drive? Don\u2019t do this."}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/#website","url":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/","name":"staging.nationalpardon.org","description":"","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-CA"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/#\/schema\/person\/7d8875ab66fc730533e59e05d71b75ba","name":"National Pardon","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-CA","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d55e3ad3ac775d0424d0fabd5ee073c9b71cd7bd352610bb4cc4ff574dc748fe?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d55e3ad3ac775d0424d0fabd5ee073c9b71cd7bd352610bb4cc4ff574dc748fe?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d55e3ad3ac775d0424d0fabd5ee073c9b71cd7bd352610bb4cc4ff574dc748fe?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"National Pardon"},"url":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/?author=2"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13447\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/staging.nationalpardon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}